when you get your junk in a bunch over an attractive female specimen
masculine version of “panties in a twist”
masculine version of “panties in a twist”
by crotchbandit July 21, 2024

by Ueberyak November 23, 2022


To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.
by preston1234 January 6, 2023

by Jayden LV June 6, 2023
