Hufflepuffing

The act of getting with a girl that is "less than adequate" based upon the fact that the Hufflepuff house is the fat, ugly, should be wearing a helmet house......

"Didn't Jesse go Hufflepuffing last night?"
"Yeah I saw that fat freshman walk out of his room this morning."

by Burst89 October 29, 2011

Hufflepuffer

one who performs the act of oral sex after having their armpit used for sexual gratification (huffle)

Being of strong moral and refusing to be pressured into pre-marital intercourse, her only saving grace was that she was a hufflepuffer.

by Terry Prine May 29, 2005

hufflepuff

to have the act of oral sex performed after using someone's armpit for sexual gratification (huffle)

She laid me stiff as a board, but at least she could pull off an incredible hufflepuff.

by Terry Prine May 29, 2005

Hufferd

A large, rather pasty specimen. Whom attracts members of the same gender. Often mistaked for the Michelin man

Look at that Hufferd, it really makes me want to shit in my eyes.

by sk8ter boie January 24, 2010

Hufflepuff

A gay sex act between two midgets in which one performs fellatio on the other as he eats cheese puffs.

I’ve got a bag of cheese puffs. Now give me a hufflepuff.

by The Puffer August 2, 2018

Hufflepuff

The least favored house in Hogwarts. Hufflepuffs are also weird...

Dart Pleasure has been assigned to Hufflepuff house!

by Hufflewhat? February 4, 2014

Fart Huffer

A person who smells their own farts.
Commonly used as an insult such as a cartoon of Bill Gates fighting Steve Jobs:

Steve Jobs: "NOOGIES FOR THE NERD! Everyone knows PCs are for fart huffers and Macs get you laid!"
Bill: That's just what you want them to think.
Steve: Death to conventional thinking! *Flips desk* *Fight ensues*

by BristolBrick May 20, 2016