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Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.
by Jamamoba October 28, 2010
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happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand
by Doug W. February 11, 2008
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love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm
love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.
by love handle !! February 25, 2010
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No Handlebars

a definition when you are having sexual intercourse with another persons partner and using no hands
by Goldbergio Monstrsitio October 28, 2017
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Tartan two hander

The bonnie Highland lass reached under her boyfriend's kilt to toss his caber with a Tartan two hander.
by Gene Green February 27, 2011
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gaming handle

Nick name used when playing online video games
What's your gaming handle?
by Hugleit December 3, 2014
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handle

Yo, whats your handle?
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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