Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

hamster

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord

I am absolutely obsessed with hamsters

by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022

thirsty hamster

A thirsty hamster refers humorously to a sexual act where someone performs oral sex on a man as he lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging down through the sunroof, similar go a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle. First went viral on TikTok in February 2024.

They found a quiet place where they could park, open the sunroof, and she could be a thirsty hamster.

by John in Chicago February 21, 2024

Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE

Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

by Kmustrus November 6, 2017