Hillsden

A fat person who owns a giant blow up banana.

Person 1: Look at that over there? What is that she's carrying?
Person 2: That for sure is a hillsden, and its a giant blow up banana.

by Spready October 2, 2011

Hitler maiden

A psychotically conceited or narcissistically ambitious female who viciously and compulsively goes through life turning any and every situation into an opportunity for her to separate the "superior and flawless" (like herself, of course) from the "loathsome and disgusting".

No matter the situation, it's a guarantee that she'll be openly treating certain people like rotting dog shit, while then turning immediately around and treating certain other people like blue-eyed Nordic royalty -- with her selection criteria being largely dependent on a person's ethnicity, beauty, physique, and apparent wealth.

She more often directs this treatment at males, although in certain circumstances she'll subject females to it, too. But the overriding point is that she just can't ever stop herself from doing it.

The term derives from Adolf Hitler's German youth programs, whereby he selected "pure Aryan" males and females for his indoctrination and breeding.

"Dude, you don't wanna wait in that line. The girl at the register will openly treat you like shit because you're not "master race" enough -- She's a total Hitler maiden."

by C'est Logique October 14, 2011

hitler slap

A man with a short mustache that when a woman is asleep, pulls out his wiener and repeatedly slaps her face until he is fully pleased. Then attempts to kill ones self.

Wow! I cant believe Andrew would try to hitler slap his own mother!

by NiggaQuotesNigga April 17, 2015

Hitler's Cigar

While getting a blow job you stick your finger in your asshole and rub it on your partner's upper lip.

She was a champ for asking me to give her Hitler's cigar last night.

by anonymous June 9, 2016

Hitlerylarious

1. Lies and stories that are so outrageously false that one only needs to consider the source to know that whatever is being said is false.

2. Stories told by the queen of lies herself that are so blatantly false that they are beyond silly, even beyond

redonkulousness!

3. A combination of the master of propaganda's "Big lie" theory; and lies so ridiculously false that they are absurdly funny to all but the teller of such lies.

Joe: Did you hear Hitlery trying to explain her election loss?
Ed: Yes. Nothing but a pack of lies!
Joe: Everything that comes out of her lying piehole is absolutely Hitlerylarious!

Ed: Well Uncle Adolph did say if you tell a big enough lie, people may believe it; that's Hitleryarious!

by Nom de Gear April 21, 2018

Hitler finds out "X"

Used in YouTube videos.
A subtitles-only edit of a scene in "Downfall" movie, where Hitler complains about his war operations/circumstances, strictly in German, in order to create an impossible to understand German yelling and complaining along with edited subtitles.
Example: "But my Fuhrer, fegelin is gay" "What? I will kill that faggot!!! Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!!!"

Hitler finds out "X" (Title)
(Insert wrong subtitle german translation here and yelling hitler)

by STFUNIGGA May 25, 2018

Hitler's enlarged ball sack

one of the many odd creatures of this world, Hitlers enlarged ball sack roams the wild terrain of Germany, striking fear into anyone that see's it. it's daily diet consists of Nazi flags and dead Nazi soldiers. it will attack anyone wearing the colors red and white, often resulting the person to shout "BEGONE THOT" which will drive the ball sack away. be weary of this creature, it roams Germany with balls of steel.

OH SHIT DUDE! ITS HITLER'S ENLARGED BALL SACK! SHOUT BEGONE THOT!

dude, stop acting like Hitler's enlarged ball sack.

Time to take Hitler's enlarged ball sack on a walk today!

by hjiweiejeijwerwerwerewerwe July 2, 2018