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goose or maverick 

The modern day version (for women) of the rhetorical question, "Wilma or Betty?" (Flintstones) or "Ginger or Mary Ann?" (Gilligans Island)

"Goose" being Anthony Edwards and "Maverick" being Tom Cruise from the movie Top Gun.
Girl 1: Who would you rather have as your man; Goose (paino playing, family-man best-buddy type) or Maverick (buff but arrogant ladies man)

Girl 2: Goose or Maverick? Goose!
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goose egg 

~Hi
~Hey
~What's up?
~Goose egg. You?
~lol
goose egg by lisa February 21, 2004
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Goose Mange

Dirty fat goose vagina. "Mange" originates from the japanese slang used to describe dirty hairy vagina. Slap a goose in front of it and you have yourself a "Goose Mange"
Guy 1:"You're a dork!"
Guy 2:"Well you're a goose mange!"
Guy 1:"Too far man..."
Goose Mange by Daddythreecheeks December 9, 2010

Goose Nips 

A more meaningful name for goose bumps.
When Andrew walked outside without a shirt, he felt a chilly breeze. "Brrrr, it's so I can feel goose nips all over my skin."
Goose Nips by Peaky Breeki January 12, 2018

Goose Juice 

The Fluids that drip from a goose while your cooking it.
When I say cooking I really mean fucking.
Jeremy was sucking a dick when he got the idea to make goose juice.
Goose Juice by Thomas Fudge August 8, 2006

goose egg 

The shape of the bottom of a woman's bikini/underwear when they have a large poon. Much like a camel toe, but smooth instead of indented.
That chick sure has a fat noonie. It looks like she's smuggling a goose egg.
goose egg by Siggidy July 24, 2007

goose girls

Girls who like to drink Grey Goose & party!!!
Katy met up with Amy and Katey at Lauren's house to hang out. They ended up being Goose Girls partying it up mixing drinks with Grey Goose!
goose girls by Pool Party April 22, 2006