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Goofle

The act of conducting an internet search for one thing and encountering something very different and often times alarming.
Me: I went online to see how to milk a cow for a school project and I saw a video of this small but violent black woman tugging on a series of gnarly, pulsing cocks.

Mom: Well, that's the last time you make that Goofle. Now be a good boy and pass me the milk.
by Jackassery November 4, 2008
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goofin

tha act of doing something stupid, goofy or retarded
why u GOOFIN bud!!!!!
throwin glue across da room is not cool!!!!!!
by el g December 15, 2008
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you dun goofed

A new and popular term meaning consequences will never be the same.

you can call the cyber police if this happens.
Child: DADDY!!!!11!! SOMEONE'S BULLYING ME ON THE INTERNET

Dad: -towards the internet- YOU DUN GOOFED IMA GET THE CYYYBBER POLICE AND THE GOVERMENT ON YOUR ASSES.
by Shihmale July 17, 2010
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Goofy

A zany, dog-type character from Disney cartoons. He lives in the same realm as Mickey Mouse.
Pluto and Goofy were both dogs, but while Goofy lived like a human (owned a house, raised a family), Pluto was merely a regular pet, incapable of speaking. And he was owned my a mouse, no less!
by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005
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Goofball

Someone who is silly or stupid. Also looks silly or stupid.

Opposite of a chill bro.

People generally laugh at them than with them.
A: Do you know Declan?
B: Nah, I don't.
A: You know, the massive goofball?
B: Oh, yep! He's the king of goofballs.
by Double Denim Ranga August 2, 2010
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Goofy Juice

1. Liquid medication that was once used to treat psychiatric patients before the discovery of modern day neurology and psychology, it often rendered the patient to a vegetable like state.

2. Any alcoholic beverage from Shiner Bock, Stolichnaya to lean and drank.
Gabe: Man psychology has come a long way.
Zach: yeah dawg, if you even had the slightest presence of psychological abnormality a century ago, they’d just give you goofy juice and lock you in a room.

Zach: Man, Rob sure is high on that goofy juice.
Gabe: yeah man
by ZachAttack94 September 30, 2018
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Goofcrunktastic

The state of mind when you feel really goofy, your pretty drunk (crunk), and your feeling fucking fantastic!
Me and my friends were feeling really goofcrunktastic the other night after we drank a bottle of jagermeister, and finished watching dumb and dumber. We were in a fantastic mood by the way.
by Matt Schumacher December 14, 2008
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