glummus

when shit fo real

“baby is this a bit?”
“nah baby rs. glummus.”

by alayahgonzalez March 9, 2025

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

galumpher

To engage in swarthy manoeuvrings. To digest and consume with abandonment.

“Crossing lands as a galumpher mayn’t.”

by Uncle Ramjam March 20, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

galumph

The unofficial term for the way seals move when on land, where they flop up and down while contracting and expanding their bodies to gain distance.

This term is believed to be a portmanteau of the words "gallop" and "triumphant." It was coined in the 1871 poem titled "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, which is featured as part of his famous novel "Through the Looking-Glass."

They galumphed up the shore.

by ProcessedCelluloseFibers April 24, 2025

glampse

glampse: When you gently press down on someone’s hand as a wordless way of showing love, comfort, or “I’m here.”

“He glampsed her hand before she went on stage. She didn’t need words.”

by cerulena May 8, 2025

Glimpa

Typically, A Glimpa refers to a Female from the South American region. Glimpa is simply used to describe a rather foolish Latina woman in such extreme circumstances that one may even say Retarded. Simple definition for Glimpa - A retarded, fat, ugly Latina female that usually wears glasses and is stuck in the past, usually about five to six calendar years.

Sam; Yo, is that Lolita?
Max; Yeah eww dude… that’s that Glimpa bitch from school.

by Definitive Lord May 12, 2025