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grundle monkey

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.
1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!
by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004
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grundled

A feeling of general laziness, lack of motivation or tiredness - that could be overcome if you really gave a damn.
After a big night out, I woke up hangover free but feeling completely grundled. So I bought some KFC and watched a couple of videos.
by systematicd March 4, 2009
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grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.
I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.
by thedankeymix November 18, 2010
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grundle

The area between the balls and the butthole of a male or female. More pleasurable area for the male, as it can also be referred to as the "underground penis."
ex. Please, honey, rub my grundle.
by The Girl May 13, 2005
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grundle

The grundle, according to my Columbus, OH elementary school upbringing, refers not only to the unisex taint, but can also refer to the mythical "sideways" vagina. I think of this rare sort of grundle as the feminine counterpart to the maverick male "chode." If anyone ever sees a babe-a-rino with a honest-to-God grundle perched atop her burger, shoot me a comment.
AAAH!!! That bitch has a grundle that looks like a Venus Fly Trap, dudes.
by Busty Rimjoe July 19, 2007
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grundell

1. carniverous animal that consumes mass quantities of food at any given time, also known as a mooch or a bum
2. extremely tempermental psycho abomination that usually takes on the form of a female to stalk its prey of unsuspecting male marines.
3. any person having a ghetto booty or wide hips is known as a grundell.
1. GRUNDELL!!! (kind of like how the asians scream "godzilla")
2. yeah, last week while feeding a grundell at the zoo, i lost most of my arm due to its hungry state.
3. WARNING: do not poke the grundell with a sharp stick.
4. girl your ass is so big you could be a grundell.
by inkaholic sex machine December 19, 2003
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grundel

When ones penis has a mutant penis growing of to the side, this situation happens frequently in men living near power plants or mongolia.
Eric's grundel is small and veiny.
by Jim000 October 21, 2007
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