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Gary Glitter 

A fictional Glam Rock god portrayed by paedophile Paul Gadd.
"I am a fan of Gary Glitter, but if I ever met Paul Gadd I would have to jam a bowie knife into his junk and let him bleed to death on the sidewalk, on general principles."
Gary Glitter by John Crawfish August 4, 2010

gear whore

Originated with fly fishermen who have to have every cool,expensive piece of gear there is. Now broadly applies to anyone who has to have the all the cool, expensive gear associated with their hobby of choice.
That guy with all the ski equipment is a real gear whore.
gear whore by shane December 3, 2004

gary vaynerchuck 

The hardest working entrepreneur on social media currently
Bill: hey do you follow tai Lopez?
Meryl: man fuck Tai Lopez! Check out Gary vaynerchuck mothafucka

gary glitter 

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"
Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.

Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness 

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"

Metal Gear Solid 5 

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, coming out for the psp in May
tim: dude I wish hideo kojima would make a metal gear solid 5
tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp