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grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.
My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.
by john May 13, 2005
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Grand Slam

Like a slam, only grand.
Oh man, that was a grand slam right outta the ballpark!
by Matt November 3, 2003
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Grand Canyon

refers to when a man has anal sex with a man or a woman until the receiving partners anus is gaping. Then the man proceeds to shit into the receiving partners gaping anus.
Holy shit bro, Melo gave Suzie a grand canyon in the back seat of his STI. The car smelled like shit for days.
by sin city bags July 21, 2009
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Grand Slam

A meal served at Denny's. Usually consists of eggs, sausage, pancakes, and a drink.
by MoleDeMesa October 2, 2003
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Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.

The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.

The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.
by parachronistic August 18, 2012
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Grand Fatality

a really good street/flatland bmx crew in southern california. a bunch of 909ers who ride Haro's ONLY and whos colors are red green and yellow (rasta)
I tried to join Grand Fatality, but they beat the living shit out of me instead.
by GF2themax March 1, 2009
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Grand Canyoning

The action of licking a butt hole on a rim to rim journey.
"I spent all night grand canyoning that hoe Brenna."
by butthole hiker July 13, 2012
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