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Fronti

a person who, despite everything, always takes an eternity to do simple things and always comes late
He always takes 30 minutes to get a glass of water. He is a real Fronti.
by Failimaily July 11, 2018
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Ignorance Liberation Front

The secret name of the Tea Party used by it's over-class organizers like the Koch brothers, Dick Armey, and Josef Gobbels, Jr.
Over-Class Bastard #1: "We should have the Ignorance Liberation Front protest against oxygen."

Over-Class Bastard #2: "They would do it too! Ha ha. Those Tea Baggers are so gullible. Oh say, would you be so good as to pass me the Baby Pate?"
by Patrick Henry Ulanov November 14, 2010
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Frontal Ass

Frontal Ass is a condition that evolves from FUPU Fat Upper Pussy/Penial Area}inwhich the frontal upper pussy area has gone beyond just being a little chubby and not has taken on and ass like shape. Thus, Frontal Ass
Check that Frontal Ass on that ho . . can't tell if dat bitch is walking front way or back way
by Yul September 3, 2005
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front loader

Going number 2 in a men's restroom urinal.
Dude 1: Man, i freakin' hate that janitor.
Dude 2: Me too, that's why I dropped a front loader in the men's room that he has to clean.
by klundtasaur July 15, 2009
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Frontier Surgery

In today's lack of medical care, due to lack of medical insurance or other matters, a person or group of people resort to using either the kitchen or the bathroom to perform dangerous operations, using rubbing alcohol, regular food knives, exacto blades, etc. and - in some extreme cases - fishing line and standard sewing needle, duct tape and tissue, petroleum jelly - as sutures, packing, etc.

This often dangerous procedure has a 50%-50% success rate, with the lacking success being that of either the patient developing adverse negative reactions such as compounded infections, excessive bleeding, or a sudden visit to the E.R., yet it is still in active practice today amongst people in middle - to - lower classed American households.
He got bit by a brown recluse, but his medical insurance expired. The thing of it is, the surrounding skin is in necrosis. Time for a bit of frontier surgery - you get the exacto, I got the Jack Daniels. Meet you in the bathtub - this is going to get messy.
by kaycar October 24, 2011
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not so quiet on the western front

A compilation of punk rock bands from the San Fransisco area
and Nevada Area.
GDMFSOB I cant move, I cant twitch!!-song by bad posture on Not so quiet on the western front.
by elmo pimps hoes February 2, 2007
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Front Butt

Dude: "How was your date with Bonquita last night?"

Dude2: "I chow'd down on that front butt for like half an hour before we got down."

Dude: "Nice."
by Kid Chableezee December 10, 2009
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