You in the front row tonight?
No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.
No I ran out of beer, I'm a couple rows back, but Ron just shotgunned his case of beer, he's up on the stage, soloing.
by BlackLavend May 21, 2009
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I married her with a bunt, I got a frontocks a few years later.
Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...
Some are breast men, some ass men, I'm a frontock guy...
by frontocks June 17, 2010
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It's when you're getting a blowjob and the girl takes her tongue and licks the bottom of your dick REAL SLOW from nuts to dickhead.
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Get the frontside crawl mug.When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.
While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.
While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.
Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"
Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."
Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."
by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008
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Get the Front Squirts mug.The act of appearing to walk without moving in space... not to be confused with a Moonwalk, as made famous by the late King of Pop Michael Jackson, which everyone knows is a dance technique that presents the illusion of the dancer being pulled backwards while attempting to walk forward.
Billie: "I swear that guy has been walking towards us for about 5 minutes now, yet he hasnt gotten any closer! What the EFF!?!?"
Diana: "Oh no gurl, he is just doing the Frontal Moonwalk. Yeah thats man!"
Diana: "Oh no gurl, he is just doing the Frontal Moonwalk. Yeah thats man!"
by Ryan Hope October 24, 2010
Get the Frontal Moonwalk mug.The Front Half Strap is the best way to roll a zoot. Period! It involves ripping the paper in between the middle fold of the king skin and the outer non-sticky edge, this creates a smaller paper. The same amount of material is used as when rolling a back strap however it is widely perceived the Front Half Strap creates a tighter roll.
Nile: "hey bro can you roll me a zoot?"
Tom: "yeah course my g you got crow? should i roll a back strap?"
Nile: "Nah bro roll me a front half strap, its the best zoot there is?"
Tom: " yeah bro best zoot going"
Tom: "yeah course my g you got crow? should i roll a back strap?"
Nile: "Nah bro roll me a front half strap, its the best zoot there is?"
Tom: " yeah bro best zoot going"
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