freech

A large domestic cat that screams constantly to be fed.

Your cat will not stop screaming for food despite already eating his meal. He is becoming quite the freech.

by bluesidd August 20, 2013

Freebee from God

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.

Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro

by Whickerbook February 5, 2015

freezer brain

A sharp, icepick like pain in the middle of your forehead after consuming a cold beverage too quickly.

"Oh, oh! I drank that smoothie way too quick! Freezer brain!"

by professorofslang May 2, 2015

freelee

The definition for crazy, hateful vegan. Derived from Freelee, the Australian blogger aka Vegan Hitler.

— All people should be forced to become vegan or die.
— Channeling your inner freelee I see?

by allnicknamesaretaken April 2, 2018

Fleecer

a person who uses the fleece or wool of another animal as a cloak or shroud (i.e. a wolf in sheep's clothing); a person who deprives others of money or belongings by fraud, hoax, or the like; a swindler

He fleeced the stranger of several dollars.

She's a fleecer - she told me I could get a degree at the university fast, and then she ran off with my application money.

by bigseayouempty June 12, 2018

Feece’s Pieces

When somebody doesn’t completely wipe their butthole and has doo doo, skid marks and or pieces of poop that kind of resembles the popular candy Reese’s pieces but are indeed poo.

Larry;
Dude what is that smell ?
Chad ; Sorry man I didn’t have any toilet paper .
Larry; Fuck man you smell like Feece’s Pieces !

by lil pimp the drip god September 28, 2019

phone freeze tag

A variant on phone tag wherein the caller trying to contact you decides to leave an exceedingly long message, forcing you to listen to it before calling back, and thus spend several minutes "frozen" while hearing him or her blather on.

Another way to play is to try to call the person back just seconds after you've missed their call, so you'll either get a busy signal or have your call ignored while they're still leaving their message on your phone.

Each of these scenarios has the potential to last for hours.

Erica: Should I call you while you're at work and you can hit me back while you're on break?

Seth: Nah, I don't wanna play phone freeze tag with you all night. My job is stressful enough as it is.

by drumlizardo April 12, 2010