Butt fracking

When your significant other cosplays SS Uncle Sam and says, “Bring that oil over here!”

Bob: Yeah, there was no democracy in that bedroom last night. There was a lot of butt fracking going on.

Jim: Wow, so patriotic of you! Thank you for your service!

by huskyboi January 29, 2022

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fluid fracking

Fluid fracking is when a man or woman sticks a straw in one's anus and sucks in to extract any substance stuck to the wall of your anus. Spitting is optional

My you need to do some fluid fracking Jessy you must be itchy from not doing it so long. Let me I'd be honored.

by Quote handler February 15, 2022

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A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

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A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!

by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023

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eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 12, 2023

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