flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

fletcher

The description given to person who is so completely incapable of organising themselves they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, usually your boss or a figure that delegates to you, the effects of them being unorganised nearly always has a negative effect on others and not themselves.

My boss is such a fletcher, he lost us a contract with a big retail client because he was playing Golf and was late.

by HelloChris August 26, 2008

Fleckin

Someone you love dearly. Usually with the name of Tory

You are my Fleckin

by JHG3 December 8, 2010

The Fletch

the stuff the lecked throught the cilling at index in lake side from mc donalds above
(belived to be coke cola syrpe buy smelt like mouldy cheese and spunk!!!!)

Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling

Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me

by errrmmm??? January 17, 2005

Tyler Max Fleetwood

The sexiest beast known to man

That Tyler Max Fleetwood needs to get in my pants like now

by BethhhhhhhhhhhhhH October 13, 2008

fleet

Flat and fugly, used to define and describe people uder weight and selfish.

She's so fleet. She fleets herself around ruining the atmosphere with her fugly body.

by Sally March 19, 2005

Rayy Fleck

The most amazing girl in the whole entire world. Quite often spotted walking a large dog along with her boyfriend. Has beautiful blonde hair, but it won't stay that way for awhile because she dyes her hair all of the time. She likes tight pants. She is 13 years old as of 9/9/10. She is absolutely perfect. She likes to be a rebel and do bad things with her boyfriend and their friends. She also likes to listen to music, prefferably Never Shout Never and Pierce The Veil, but there's a lot more.

"See that girl walking that big dog? That's Rayy Fleck"

by Koda<33 October 25, 2010