piss flaps

Old saggy vadge lips or abnormally huge labia majoras; mythical cunt lips on women of loose morals. Piss Lips are what most busted old whores end up with in the putird old age of 60 and up...
Your mothers piss flaps are a dark black on the outer edges, blending into a dark brown going in and finally a rashy-pink at her sad dry entrance.

She needs to stop pissing in the river, her piss flaps will catch parsitic cheese!
by Blu Finger April 06, 2008
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butt flap

when obesity causes rolls to protrude from the buttocks, causing a sort of 'flap' that at time may sway to and fro.
omgz my butt flap, someone help, need butt flap assistance
by buttflapexpert June 07, 2006
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Happy Flaps

I tell you, she was so up for a porking her happy flaps were dripping with fanny batter, opened up like a wizard's sleeve revealing a gash as smooth and slick as an inside-out dolphin!
by Fanal Gourmand March 18, 2004
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meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion
man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead
by Hakko December 11, 2003
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Flap Trap

The extra wrinkly folds as obtained from having such conditions as Hound Dog Syndrome (HDS) are wrapped around the penis and used as a fuck toy. The penis is thrust into the surrounding flab of skin, usually with some form of lubrication, either saliva or artificial lube.
"That fucking ex-fatty Sarah was giving me terrible head, so I flap trapped the fuck out of her."
by 1fist2far June 22, 2009
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flapping chicken

the act of orally stimulating one bloke whilst simultaneously masturbating two others.
Taras really had the flapping chicken going on last night. Next time we should bring a neck brace for him.
by P. McDiddy June 17, 2005
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Flaps Down

Person 1: My life is stressful.

Person 2: Well maybe you should just kick back, relax, and let your flaps down!
by john Smuggy January 11, 2010
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