fester

to cuddle, hug, hold hands, kiss, etc..

Stop festering!
Cabin 5 festers more than you.
Emily, Elise, Marissa, and Holly love to fester on the BGF.

by butterfly em August 7, 2006

Festering

The epitome of Cain

Damn, that Festering is the biggest cainer of them all

by Grandmaster Cainerslaw May 15, 2003

fester

A term in retail sales to describe a customer who is bothersome, annoying, or time consuming.

Check out Dave, he's got a fester.

That guy festered me up for two hours and I only made twenty bucks on the sale!

by D317 September 19, 2006

Fexter

Cartoon Vagina

Brett: "Dude, I havent been able to get off recently... so, I found a fexter in my biology book. "
Neil: " great man, can you pass that fexter when your done? I have been having the same problem."

by Titus Queethmoth October 1, 2010

bozo filter

Filter included in all televisions, computers, and other communication devices to keep clowns and other "entertaining" fools from telling you about all of the world's conspiracies and secrets.

Man, we'd find Bigfoot if it weren't for those damn Bozo Filters

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Fester

One of the most disgusting yet disturbingly erotic stories you'll ever read on the internet. You can usually find it on pastebin.ca or 4chan's /b/, rarely though.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you read that story online called "Fester"?

Guy 2: Yeah, that shit was disgusting! I got a boner, though.

Guy 1: You sick fuck!

by -Ninja_Jesus- July 12, 2009

Filtered

To be deleted from someones facebook.

Heather "filtered" her "friends" from facebook.

by It's Billy Silly January 4, 2009