farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018

Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.

"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"

by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019

Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

What follows if you have a 9 Day Shit Fart

Don't have a 9 Day Shit Fart, you'll end up Farting Yourself Into Oblivion

by Anon0500 March 3, 2020

farmin' a nug

The phrase "farmin' a nug" is most commonly used when a gnarly shit is slowly creeping out of your asshole due to frequent ranch consumption.

Eric Andre: Yo milado you comin down to the quad later.
Me: No Eric.
Eric Andre: I'm straight farmin' a nug right now.
Me: Eric you have a problem.
Eric Andre: Your being mad narcyleptic right now, anyways I'm gonna chase some cherokee chicks on the trail of beers if you know what I mean.
Me: How did you get inside my house.

by Notromkcorht April 14, 2020

Farking foul

Farking foul is to express one’s disappointment or displeasure at a situation where a better outcome was expected.

Guy 1: no surf today. It’s flat as a tack.

Guy 2: that’s farking foul

by Surfguy July 7, 2020

Farking

To snore loudly, including during the day at rest

That guy's farking as loud as a train, and just as annoying

by [e-mail] April 20, 2021

fartingpoopeatingsalad

This is when u poop fart in your salad and eat it.

Hey Mike did u finish or salad. No actually Scott I fartingpoopeatingsaladed it

by fartingpoopmonke April 29, 2021