pant farmer

A person that grows and reaps underwear.

You're a pant farmer thats what you are.

pant farmer by Ben from ramsgate May 15, 2006

Peanut Farmer 

A term used for gay men who are attracted to men with small testicles. sort of a gay equivalent of chubby chaser.

Jerry is trying to get with that old guy. nah man its cool, hes a peanut farmer so hes into it.

Peanut Farmer by swiz747 June 1, 2012

Simp Farmer 

A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.

"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"

Simp Farmer by Cul Gi July 24, 2020

Inverse Farmer 

Also known as a soccer tan.

Wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.

Look at my inverse Farmer from yesterday, I'm never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!

Inverse Farmer by Roxy041793 July 13, 2010

yogurt farmer 

a chick with an outrageous yeast infection, often made worse by cream pies. Tendency to store semen after sex without cleaning herself up resulting in cultured clue goo

Trina is such a nasty hoe, bitch be a yogurt farmer- why don't you go harvest some

yogurt farmer by EasternElite July 6, 2010

Chicken Farmer 

A perfect specimen of a female who grew up raising chickens which has blessed her with the ability to raise any and all cocks within her general vicinity just by being present & with her Absolutely stunning Beauty.

Patron: "Excuse me bartender! You must have been raised on a chicken farm not?"
Bartender: "Huh? Why would You say that?"
Patron: "Well by the way your raising cocks around here I just figured u We're surely a Chicken Farmer"
Bartender: "OMG! Shut Up your so Ridiculous."
Patrin: "Seriously tho."

Chicken Farmer by Vendetta Fist October 24, 2017

The Carrot Farmer 

The act of going into your fridge, taking out a carrot, and instead of using it to penetrate your sexual partner, you shove it down your dick hole as far as you can, thus causing profuse bleeding, then remove said carrot and insert it into the anus of your partner, and cum. Then you take your dick out and make your partner give you head WHILE still bleeding. While their, giving you head, you are playing Minecraft in the background. Your partner then stops and asks what your doing, so you take the controller and start penetrating your partner until they start to bleed. Then you eat out your partner and the combination of liquids and blood makes you vomit. So you vomit in their mouth which makes them vomit all over you and themselves, then you continue to have sex while still playing Minecraft. Your dick, not being able to take that much force, splits down the center causing massive amounts of blood which your partner then drinks up and vomits into your anus. You then shit all of the blood, liquids, and vomit into that person's genitalia, which then the muscles then clamp down unto.

Person 1: Hey dude! I heard you got it on with girl name here last night!
Person 2 (Over phone from infirmary at psychiatric ward): Yeah man! I gave her the ol' carrot farmer!
Person 1: Holy fuck dude! You did the carrot farmer?! Stay away from me you fucking psycho!

The Carrot Farmer by Nubula February 18, 2018