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Flaming Salaami

The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.
Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
by FannyFondler December 13, 2008
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Flaming Pussies

One of the greatest bands of all time. Don't Fuck with them.
Think of the greatest band of all time. Then times that by 10. That's Flaming Pussies.
by Flaming Pussy Road Crew January 14, 2009
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flaming out the knobs

When a person, place, event, or thing is so incredibly awesome that its description necessitates a fiery and explosive metaphor, such as when a grill is so hot that flames come out of its knobs.

Contrary to possibly misconceptions, the phrase does not denote a sexual meaning, unless said sexual act may be categorized as such an aforementioned explosive event.
Person 1: Dude, did you see that juiced up mini-cooper?
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally flaming out the knobs!

Frat house member 1: That party is going to be off the hook!
Frat house member 2: Even better, my friend. It is going to be flaming out the knobs!

NPR listener 1: Hey, did you read Desmond Tutu's latest book on the power of love and reconciliation? It was a fascinating treatment of the human condition, having tremendous relevance for Western society's unfortunate attitude towards the world's disenfranchised poor.
NPR listener 2: Fascinating?! Dude, it was totally flaming out the knobs! It completely transformed my understanding of global poverty and the myth of redemptive violence.
by Dr. Knobs November 10, 2010
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The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
by Doug Phillips March 27, 2008
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bottomless pit of flaming snakes

noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.
"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."
by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
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flexing

dude1: a you got the reefer?
dude2: nah i forgot
dude1: man you be flexing bruh!
by ipr0 June 16, 2009
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flamingoing

Trend where someone stands on one leg and perches on something like a flamingo. Established in Nashville. This is the latest in the trend following planking and owling.
Jeremy and Todd were flamingoing on that retaining wall last night. Jeremy rushed to post it to FB.
by JeremyjdDavis October 13, 2011
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