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Functional Lunatic

Part of Speech: Noun

Definition:
A person who appears to function normally in society — holds a job, pays bills, goes to brunch — but operates with a premium-grade level of madness just beneath the surface.
Not hospitalized, not diagnosed — just vibing through life with controlled chaos.

These individuals are often charming, productive, and even inspiring... until you witness them whispering to the kettle or laughing at a traffic light.

Origin:
Coined by Onala Fatoba, Lagos, Nigeria — Circa 2025.
Inspired by daily survival in urban jungles where sanity is optional but punctuality is required.
The guy gave a TED Talk on emotional intelligence and then threatened to fight his best friend over jollof rice. Functional lunatic behavior.

He journals every morning, drinks chlorophyll water, meditates… but screams at okadas like they’re the cause of his childhood trauma. Wellness enthusiast? No. Functional lunatic

He won't go looking for trouble, but he thrives on making chaos reign
by Mr O of Lagos August 1, 2025
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Fictionkin

A delusion where people think they are somehow connected to a FICTIONAL character, some believe they were the character in a past life, some believe they have the character somewhere in their mind.
They claim to have their memories as well, and most of the fictionkins say it's because of neurodivergency, which is an excuse.
As fun as it looks, it is not an actual thing, it is just a made-up 'phenomenon'.
How I remember Elliot as a TwoTime fictionkin
by Cat's top hat November 29, 2025
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omnislash fiction

Slash (fictional guy paired up with another fictional guy) fiction, indiscriminately organized.
I'm writing omnislash fiction about Gordon Freeman and Master Chief kthxbai.
by Mighara November 4, 2010
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cosmeto-functionalism

the concept of designing structures or buildings in such a manner that they look beautiful and are functional (working well).
Cosmeto-functionalism could be a useful concept in design.
by uttam maharjan January 19, 2013
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fan fiction

Fan fictions are fan made story's about the characters or world in a novel, manga , anime , book, television show, (ex.)
I hope this gets a fan fic soon! I just can't wait!

You know I could make a fan fiction about this!
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Fan Fiction

Made up stories by fans that think two people make a cute couple. Or shipping.
"Wow, did you see her fan fiction about Harry Potter?"

"Yeah, she totally shipped them Hermione and Harry,"
by RonnieBaoney1711 August 9, 2017
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fully functional feline

A cat with all the quirks and qualities of the feline species.
Friend 1: my cat is so strange!
Friend 2: is it a fully functional feline?
Friend 1: yeah.
by TitaniumTesticle May 5, 2018
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