don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020

dont even joke lad

dont even

bro: wanna hear a joke

me: dont even joke lad

by femboy fucker123 August 7, 2025

Even

He is the smartest guy in the house and he is the best friend you have and he is cool.

Omg Even is comming!

by Urban Bictionary September 13, 2021

even

opposite of odd

10 is an even number

by Apaoapaeowiskwiaow. February 20, 2022

not even lying

Normally I would lie about this. But in this special situation I’m telling the truth.

“I’m not even lying right now, I stole this from my teacher”

by jostytosty August 23, 2022

are u even able

ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK
STFU

"bro are u even able"

"wdym"
"ABLE TO SUCK THIS DICK"

by a pedophile123456 April 20, 2021

Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

🤓

wtf is that word? Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

by Voidy_ September 18, 2023