Evan Sausage

The luckiest man in the world coz hes boyfriend of Sssiperwolf and only one to get her pussy.

Evan Sausage is the luckiest man. He may be probably banging Sssiperwolf all day long.

by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021

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evan pearce

The Electronic Musician in Ghost Town! One of the coolest, most down to earth guys. He has serious talent and never fails to impress!

Wow! Evan Pearce is so dope! You gotta check him out with Ghost Town

by ForeverAGhost November 3, 2013

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Your humble and average Orange juicer and sloppy giuseppe enjoyer. He loves to take part in goats cheese festivals at the weekend on mondays as well as mastering his great toe nail clipping hobby. Noah Evans is also someone that aspires and strives to be like Jojo giovanni while also trying to look like Johnny Test at the same time. Usually Noah will write Shakespearean sonnets that connote the "quatrilateral" and "quinti kentay" on Thursdays and will also eat Max's rag and bone crates while swimming in the wispy sands of the shorey golds!

"Oi Tom! look at the raggy head over there he looks like a Noah Evans" - Ben "No Ben! He looks like a SHAMINANAAA!!!" - Shouted Tom

by MAx Hudson123456 January 14, 2022

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Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

by Supercock man October 27, 2020

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Incest Evan

A person named Evan who dated his cousin and kissed that bitch like bro thats kinda weird.

Hey, that dude fucked his sister, we should call him incest evan

by Lil Carrotcake November 6, 2018

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evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

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