disco stick

Term coined in the late seventies, resurrected by popular prop comedian Lady Gaga, also known for her karaoke-style computerized children's-club cult mind-taking rhythm-music for teens.

Involves the beating of a non-disco dancer caught by a number of drunk, brand name wearing, backwards cap bald-spotting males who have been angered due to hearing a form of music other than disco, otherwise known as repetitive club music with a worn out four-four mind erasing lame beat. A branch is severed from a tree (or whatever crude cudgel-like object discovered nearby) , thus becoming a "disco stick" to demonstrate in a concrete way the power of disco music. Can also describe the point of view of a listener at a dance club wherein the music becomes a torture device, a disco stick used to beat simplistic garbage disguised as dance music into one's head through speakers.
I just worshiped satan through Lady Gaga's sex hymnal with my frat brothers and now I'm dumb enough to join up with a herd of other missing links to beat the intelligent open minded music fan with a disco stick until his brain deactivates.

Having to endure that pointless music at that club made me feel as though I had been beaten mercilessly with a disco stick.
by inscrutable July 06, 2010
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disco stick

a stick that resembles a disco ball that is passed around at parties. when someone receives the disco stick, they must dance until they pass it to someone else.
jane just loves when she gets the disco stick, she pulls out all of her best moves.
by Elroro;] September 27, 2009
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disco stick

a dildo with mirrors on it
omg i think there is a shard of glass in my anus from my disco stick!
by i love disco sticks69 December 02, 2009
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panic! at the disco

Shit in a can. The band members do marijuana, which kills brain cells and can lead to overdoses. The band worships Satan, and can often be seen biting the heads off innocent animals, throwing blood into the crowd, and exposing themselves to the audience. A fan told me that during their shows naked women run on stage covered in blood and masturbate. The whole thing is fuckin sick. Panic!!! At The Disco should be shot for the things they do.
Panic! At The Disco should burn in hell for being Satanic, screaming fags!!!
by The Truthish September 24, 2006
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Disco Stick

Something cheap and cheesy that you do to get popularity/fame/acceptance despite the fact that you have potential and or talent. Invented at the start of man, Innovative and Popularized by Lady Gaga.
Did you hear about that band. They totally Disco Stick'd to get on the radio. Laaaame.
by A fan who hate that fake song December 03, 2009
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Silent Disco

This term was originally used to name an event in which a group of people all rock out to the same song playing on headphones. However, onlookers cannot hear the song in the headphones and therefore, the group looks ridiculous. While participating in a silent disco, if you turn off/take off your headphones, you can hear everyone messing up the words to that particular song. Therefore, this phrase NOW refers to someone completely messing up the words to a song, but are convinced that they know them, and therefore, persevere.
Joan: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T camelbacks in PNC."
Rick: "Shit, you totally just Silent Disco-ed that song."
by JDawg$ February 13, 2009
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panic at the disco

The worst band to ever "make it". Popualar in the middle schools, this band was made famous by one song. i write sins not tradgies and nobody really knows anything else they do. They are just a fad.
by Kilmister November 13, 2006
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