Definitions by Jsmelks

Discocunt 

A full bush with glitter. Extremely popular in the 1970s.

Sam: My wife caught me cheating this weekend. There was still glitter on my face after eating out my tinder date's discocunt.
Jake: Ah, she did the ol' discocunt double check.

Discocunt by Jsmelks January 10, 2019

spoonful of pills 

The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.

Have you seen Jessica?

Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.

spoonful of pills by Jsmelks September 30, 2015