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Dakota

There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.
Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh

Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth
by masonoffners June 1, 2020
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South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.
"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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Dakota

Dakota is disrespectful, he is always disrespectful, but when it comes to listening to music he is dead silent.
Dakota was born on November 2nd 2009
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Dakota Bergeron

Sounds like the name of a ranboo stan LOL
Maybe likes Kpop and anime?
They prob don’t like cock LOL
Dakota Bergeron went in their room ad never came out
by anonymous March 19, 2021
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dakota

only the coolest people are named Dakota. Dakotas are sexy, smart and probably kind of crazy. Despite that, they are super sweet and an amazing person. Never leave a Dakota because you’ll regret it anyway. There are people that left Dakota’s who are allegedly sitting around in glen iris feeling lonely because they are without a Dakota :(
Hey have you met Dakota?
Yeah they’re so cool I can’t even!
by Bianca_newyorkcity August 10, 2021
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Dakota

Dakota is that guy that no one really gets to know. They hear one bad thing about him, and you miss out on such an opportunity. If you don't listen to all the haters, you get to know a pretty funny guy. He's quick with his jokes, which are funny 9/10 times. He's funny AND he's also super kind. If he says something negative, as a joke of course, he will clear the air. Most of the time you can find him playing basketball (even with a concussion) or listening to music in the back of the class. Speaking of class, this guy is super into his education. He's involved in every class discussion and is never afraid to ask a question. He enjoys being involved in school, group hang outs, picking on his sister, and getting concussions.
Person 1: who’s that guy everyone keeps talking trash about?

Person 2: oh, that’s Dakota. I don’t know why everyone talks trash though; he’s the funniest guy I know!

Person 1: Is Dakota playing basketball with a concussion?
Person 2: Of course he is, it’s Dakota
by Bar of soap March 20, 2024
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