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dress-stress

Being very stressed on what to wear to an event.
My wardrobe has too many clothing options, they're giving me dress-stress!
by Spazmatism December 8, 2022
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airplane dress

A dress so short it is close to the cock pit!
Wow, did you see Olivia's dress? It is an airplane dress!
by skeddy0805 September 21, 2016
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When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.
All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
mugGet the Yes to the dress; No to the hoemug.
<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>All Individuals Wnat TO Do Is Tell Fim Indsutry Employees HOw To Dress Stylistically ANd They Are RIght Before work, Period, Full-stop, Punctuaction<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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ranch salad dressing

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"
by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013
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School Dress Code

Girl 1:I hate school dress codes.
Girl 2:I know right?
Guy:What are you guys talking about?
by Hatchdrk May 28, 2023
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