Crusty Lips

When an under-aged girl performs a BJ leaving her lips all crusty like an unwanted donut that when you see them you puke and die a little on the inside!!!

YO man, I just saw some skank with a fresh pair of crusty lips!!!

by Random D-BAG March 23, 2010

Crusty Muffin

To eat a girl out. As in oral sexual intercourse with a female. Commonly related to a "muff dive".

Matt:"Dude, I totally ate a crusty muffin last night!"
Kevin:"Really, was it warm, fresh and tasty? Did you spell out the alphabet??"

by Matt (Crusty Muffin Man) June 2, 2007

crusty cheese

a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked

that whore was too crusty cheese for me.. it made me feel sick

by Timmeh Fame February 5, 2008

crusty vagina box

The crusty inside of the vagina used in slang as "crusty vagina box,"

"Dude! Tina has such a crusty vagina box!"

by Eugene Watson December 24, 2008

crusty knuckles

A condition which sets in after a prolonged session of personal masturbation and falling asleep afterwards. The knuckles of the hand are glued into position from the secreted bodily fluid and is nearly impossible to reverse.

As Jim lay in his favorite recliner, he was awakened by his mothers entrance into his room and was caught with crusty knuckles.

by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Crusty

Something that is used and dried up but is still beautiful on the outside.

Justina Moccia is also known as Crusty

by Tyler&Robin February 25, 2009

crusty

a word used to describe someone who is extremely bitchy. usually after not getting pussy at a party or after having a series of bad events that comes their way. a person who does not like the word crusty is usually someone that the word crusty defines to the point of perfection. In order to rid of crust, one must do one of the following. Drink beer. Get a nut. Eat an Uncrustable. Or pack a monstrous lip. No one likes to be crusty, and many try to hide their crustiness by throwing extremely large lips. "The Salty Spitoon" is someone who does not get any pussy at a party and in order to hide their crustiness, they throw a big lip.

Not all crusts mix. Your crust can clash with another's causing you to hate that person and want to fight them.

"You're so fucking crusty right now." "This kid is the Crust-Ness Monster", "Fuck dude...Im so crusty"
"if we ate a whole pizza and left the crust in the box...thats what ud be right now"
"I hate the word crusty---thats because your crusty"

by crustness monster May 18, 2010