river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?

by Cplcustard December 25, 2021

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

chimputer

A hybrid of chimp and computer, a chimputer is a machine that behaves badly, especially one that had previously operated well, until some attack or catastrophic error that requires the attention of an administrator or a security investigator. Possibly a result of mishearing or misunderstanding, the variant "chumputer" is also occasionally encountered.

Man, I had a gigaquad box this morning, but after that power surge, it's just a chimputer.

CodeSculptor, you've got a chimputer after that breach -- you need a good Security Monkey.

Sit back, I'll drive, I know how to swing a chimputer.

by Ernie Cordell April 20, 2007

house chimp

Yet another derogatory way to describe a person of African American backround.

"When it gets cold, those porch monkeys turn in to house chimps."

by Franklin Barnaby February 1, 2005

Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!

Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!

by big shlong shit December 4, 2010

chimpiquito

1.A spanish child molester
2.A long meat and cheese filled waffle

1. "your such a chimpiquito"
2. "This chimpiquito tastes great"

by Shaft Ramrod May 6, 2003

chimpject

1. being so high on life that those around you may actually think that you have been intraveniously injecting drugs into your system.
2. the tipsy feeling a sober individual gets in the presence of friends that may or may not actually be sober themselves.
3. feeling so shitty or fucked up that you think you must have let a chimp inject something in you earlier in the day.

Jay: Have you been drinking, are you high?
Kristin: No, Sarah just gets me chimpjected.

Those girls over there are either chimpjecting or on some seriously good drugs.

Tonight is going to be seriously crazy. I always chimpject when its girls night out.

by KBook September 7, 2007