Cell Phones

I don't believe in cell phones, becaues the devil made them. They kill people and rape their souls, then when they are done they throw you into a firey pedagogue.

Cell phones are the devils toys and joy.

by Sheena Roxx February 28, 2011

cell phone

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

2 cell phone shawty

A girl and/or woman who is about her business and uses one phone for personal matters, whilst the other is used to slang drugs

"it's hard to find decent girl drug dealers man"

"what do you mean, Jenna is definitely a 2 cell phone shawty

by swisherbishop June 6, 2016

Cell Phone

Something that teenage kids carry around and try to add as many numbers and pictures to it as they can so they feel as though they accomplished something. Also used to "text message", which basically is the dumbest fuckin thing created by man.

My freind "textes" (yea, I think thats what they call it) 'I Love you' to his girl friend at least oncce every 30 seconds on this Cell Phone.

by Huhsuez July 24, 2008

Cellfare

Providing cell phones to adult children who have jobs and should get their own plans.

This cellfare is killing me. Five people have phones and only one pays for them. I can't get them off my plan!

by Bill Russell August 29, 2005

cellclips

Video clips for video enabled cellphones.

Cellclips are video clips specifically designed
to be downloaded and later viewed on a cellphone.

by John Keening December 7, 2006

cell-mooning

1. When you take a picture of your butt on your cellphone and send it to your friends.

2. When you take a picture of your butt on your cellphone, leave it as your background, then leave your phone somewhere where you know people will pick it up and look at it.

Jon's been cell-mooning around the office; three people saw his hairy ass!

by Bida April 2, 2008