Craybies

The result of what happens when you stick your dick in crazy. It is after all, a hereditary trait.

"Did you hear about that poor son of a bitch J-Dog? Even though he used protection, Tonya poked holes in him and now he's trapped with her craybies."

"Damn, hope it has his eyes at least!"

"That's why you don't stick your dick in crazy"

"Truth!"

by A wise man once said January 19, 2012

eat crayons

Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

by Ocean Designer September 29, 2006

red crayon

A Penile Unit that was Stuck in a Bloody Vagina

She Sucked on my Red Crayon after i had sex with her Ragoo

by TEH JMASTAH November 18, 2007

Crayons/Box of Crayons

Instead of calling black people colored people you can use the slang term "crayons". When in groups you use

"box of crayons".

That crayons/box of crayons just asked me for a forty.
That box of crayons/box of crayons up to somthin.

by ademption December 22, 2009

Craymen party

pronunciation: (cray-min-part-E)

when approximately 10 guys stand around a bucket, and proceed to masturbate, then all of them ejaculate into said bucket, then the bucket is taken and dumped onto a girl's face and or hair, usually causes a great deal of discomfort to her, and doesn't come out of her hair for a lengthy time.

we had a craymen party, she was kinda pissed seeing as how it happened when she was sleeping

we threw this one craymen party, MY LORD, she would not stop giggling, but we showed her, that semen NEVER came out!

by Johhny Eberto August 4, 2009

Ass Crayon

An anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your ass until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.

I'm sorry I'm walking a bit awkwardly today. I had a horrible Ass Crayon this morning.

by Orion20 January 3, 2010

craytive

being cray in a creative way. Everyone can be cray but only few can be creative by being cray.

Tessa is craytive because she was cray by making her creative photos. Her cray personality took over when she was being creative.

by crayboy02 January 19, 2014