by Plunkton July 20, 2021
Get the Mr. crapmug. The treacherous narrow area of Shit Creek. Used to describe a series of unfortunate or stressful events in one's life that happen in quick succesion.
Bill- I've been up Shit Creek without a paddle for the past month, but the last few days have been a blur. It's just one screw-up after another.
Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids
Tim- Sounds like you've hit Crap Rapids
by Yung Nastyman May 30, 2009
Get the Crap Rapidsmug. Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!
by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021
Get the Crap Ladymug. 1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"
(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"
(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
Get the crap on a crabtreemug. music, television, etc. which is designed solely to evoke an emotional response without being subtle about it.
I was watching television this morning, and everything was going great. Then I saw Sarah McLauchlan holding a puppy, and I knew that I was in for some sap crap.
by hobopotato May 14, 2012
Get the sap crapmug. Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
Get the crap bookmarkmug. by fatchungus123 August 3, 2019
Get the crap eatermug.