Crap²

Feces that was excreted by an animal that had a completely coprophageious food source.

Effectively crap that has been recrapped. Like if a dog eats cat crap then craps on your living room floor.

Used non literally to exaggerate dissatisfaction with somethings quality. Written as "crap²" but spoken as "crap squared" or "crap to the second power" can also be increased to C³ and so forth.

"Dude your wife's cooking taste like crap²( crap squared)." "Whatever bro, you probably taste your breath, i t smells like crap³( crap to the third power)!"

by Joshamaphone May 18, 2022

crapalini

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

by martinmicci April 28, 2014

what the crap?

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"

*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!

by marrrrrry May 4, 2005

wolf crap

false, fake, rubbish,impossible, unbelievable,wolf excrement,bull shit

Person 1: Dude, sorry I couldn't go to the party this weekend since I was sick.

Person 2: Really?!? That's a bunch of wolf crap, someone posted pics of you on facebook partying like crazy that day.

by TheForceofG May 9, 2012

Crap attack

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.

Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.

by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016

crappy piece of crap

iDubbz. Literally.

Do you know what idubbz is?

You: What?

A CRAPPY PIECE OF CRAP!

by MyBigFatBoobs December 13, 2019

crap pipe

other word for asshole

she got a creampie in her crap pipe

by ultramizer November 6, 2008