Crank Cricket 

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.

"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."

Crank Cricket by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021

Crank that Soulja Boy 

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.

Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

Crank that Soulja Boy by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy 

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

Crank that Soulja Boy by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Crank Session 

The act of entering the "flow" state with a high-value deliverable in mind (sometimes while micro-dosing) for 6 to 9 hours

We built an end-to-end application during that 9 hour crank session

Crank Session by ChrisCruz July 17, 2022

Crank my cudgel 

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

Crank my cudgel by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

crank it and spank it by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Crank and Blow 

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.

1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.

Crank and Blow by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023