Cactus God

it's self explainitory really.

I am a Cactus God.

by yumboman October 2, 2016

Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

Cactus

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

by ian b April 8, 2006

Cactus Jack

wise guy, ( smart ass ) everybody needs a little ass noon likes a smart ass...

Out of my face Cactus Jack!! You look like a donkey eating cactus!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

cactus jack

n. a very mean, hideous individual who will cause you harm if you dont comply with their orders.

dont make me cactus jack your ass!!!

by super fagel August 7, 2009

cactuar

cactuars are fiends who lived all over spira, terrorizing people and playing jokes all the time. When everyone thought they will have to fear forever, Lord Zukon appeared and catch all the cactuars and put them over the thunder plains. After that, he imprisoned onto stones, enforced them to suffer with every thunder, forever. Some of them live on Bikanel Island. In ff8 you can find a Big cactuar called cactilio as a force guardian.
(sorry 4 my english, I speak spanish;) )

Before becoming a grand summoner, Lord Zukon assigned the symbol of _ *Square* to them, making them prisioners of their stones, until someone pray to them and do a square.

by juan esteban diaz December 31, 2003

cactass

One or more buttocks and/or thighs with cactus spines in it, usually the result of an accident.

He crashed his mountain bike into a patch of cacti and came out with cactass. Because he could not pull them all out on his own, his buddies had to help.

by PedalPusher July 3, 2006