Dry commenting

Commenting on a post without reacting to the post. Some OPs get annoyed about this, because they have nothing better to do than refresh the number of likes and loves on their post, hoping it will go up.

"Why you always dry commenting on people's posts in this group? and you never make your own memes. GTFO"

by wondercito March 11, 2021

comment bomb

In short, killing a comment thread. This can occour many ways. A few examples are: going completely off-topic, posting a very long comment, or posting any comment that makes other commenters feel as if they just shouldn't add another comment. Comment bombs are often dropped by a thread killer.

Bob: "HAHA! Funny picture!"
Sarah: "Lol, I remember when this happened!! =)"
Jared: "I'm sorry, I just can't laugh at this right now. I'm so depressed."
Jared: "I feel so alone... Someone hold me"

Jared just went comment bombing.

by pseudonull June 26, 2009

comode terrorist

someone who takes a massive dump thus having the appearence that one has nuked the toilet.

Boy Mrs. G sure ripped the restroom up, shes a comode terrorist. Yea a real toilet ripper!

by krysta s September 8, 2008

commercial

When TV gives you time to finish your homework.

Girl: you should really do your homework.
Guy: I can't I'm in the middle of a really good show
Girl: Oh look, its a commercial
Guy: Damn.

by vegetableheadperson March 1, 2011

Director's commentry

1)On a DVD a director quietly commentin
on the films events,storyline,special fx

2)Outside a train station a smelly gentleman of the road muttering into his can of Tennents Super,commentin on the weather,"what's he lookin at?", "that bitch", etc

What fur yee lickin aat ma porpull TIN ye jakey kaant,wanna get oot ta Leith fir a burst mooth ya flabby bashtard...

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

Queens Commerce

The Queens School of Business located at the prestigious Queens University in Canada. Many notable business leaders from both Canada and around the world have graduated from this commerce program. Also very notable for having the most arrogant and snobbish students in the entire world. Queens Commerce students can be identified by their unbelievable sense of intellectual superiority, which is entirely unfounded seeing as commerce is a relatively easy and straight forward university program when compared with Engineering or Medicine.

Student 1: Have you met a Queens Commerce student yet?
Student 2: No. Why?
Student 1: I have never encountered a bigger group of assholes in my entire life.

by Eng'14 November 2, 2011

commentsation

A conversation with out any purpose, just made out of comments and quotes that are not linked

person one:Those people are on the news today.
person two: My backgarden had a bluetit in yesterday
person one:Oh i bought a new television yesterday.

Thats a commentsation

by David2208 April 13, 2008