combatcarl

Cumbuttcarl

Tim: LOL, that dudes got cum all over his ass.
Jon: yea, major CumButtCarl.

by ©1999-2003 June 18, 2003

Ace Combat 7-Assault Horizon

The long anticipated new release of an Ace Combat game for the Xbox 360 and PS3 platforms.

In a word-EPIC-check out the trailer on youtube.

On sale February 1, 2011!

"Hey Donald did you hear that Ace Combat 7-Assault Horizon will be out soon?"

"OMG-JIZZ-GASM!!!"(donald falls to the floor from the rapid rush of pure euphoria)

by kitkatover9000 August 20, 2010

cobs

A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.

1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"

by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010

Comb the Pony

Brushing back or "combing" pubic hair in a way that will reveal the underparts for pleasure reciprocation. Most commonly seen in gorilla vag but uniquely seen in kong balls.

My girlfriend had to "comb the pony" last night or I would have chocked giving her fellatio

by Dr. Philsgood January 28, 2010

junk comb

The sexual act of finishing oneself off in your partners hair.

I pulled out of Clarissa all hot and wet, then went scalp-side to give her auburn locks the junk comb.

by clabarge December 12, 2007

car comb-over

A cosmetic addition to a mid-life crisis car

Dude. See that vanity plate on that guy's Hummer? Car comb-over.

by AM Parker April 19, 2008

comb-over

combing over pubic hair over your penis in order to hide its small size is what is known as a comb over. dont try this one at home kids. If you know a brad.....he does it.

OMG ITS SO BIG AND HAIRY LIKE A GURRIELLA!
no, its just a comb-over.

by jack imhoff December 28, 2005