Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

colin curbstomp

Colin likes to curbstomp people

Sorry cant talk right now Colin is "Curbstomping" me now. Colin Curbstomp

by jonjishelvi June 1, 2018

Colonial Heights

A town composed of people who think a roundabout destroyed their city.

Colonial Heights resident 1: Can you believe there has been another accident at the roundabout?
Colonial Heights resident 2: Of course! Hey, wanna go to that imaginary Krispy Kreme?

by SirensTide June 26, 2018

Colin Coulter

Colin is the drippiest person you will ever meet. He has extraordinary swag at all times and does not hesitate to be awesome. He seems like he would be a dick but is actually very nice and will compliment your hair often. Plays baseball, has good taste in music, and is occasionally funny. 10/10 person

Wow that colin Coulter guy is so cool

by Yourmomsdick12345 September 29, 2019

Colin

An intelligent and kind person, but seems like a scum wad until you get to know him, then he’s funny as hell, and the main reason is because he’ll harp on anyone, including himself. They don’t like to express affection, but they’re pretty awesome. Some say he banished demons from the universe, so you should probably not let him go. If you ever meet a Colin, don’t mess with him, because they are small, they can screw you up really bad. Most people don’t want to give one drugs, because they’re afraid of his imagination, which can be pretty weird, ranging from complex weapons to god knows what. Don’t ever cheat him or screw him over, because some not so happy things can happen. Colins are nonetheless the most awesome person you will ever meet.

Person 1: Dude, are you ok?
Person 2: I slept with Colin’s girl, and I still owe him money after he loaned me some a few moths ago
Person 1: Dude, you’re so S.O.L. Best of luck to ya

by Lol u don’t need to no mah nam December 28, 2019

colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 22, 2020

Colin Maggard

the greatest, most amazing guy in the world. he’s so smart and caring and sweet. he’s got beautiful eyes and is absolutely stunning. there’s no one better looking. he’s amazing at football, as well as anything else he’s involved in. once colin maggard is a part of your life, you never want to lose him, and you’ll do anything possible to keep him.

i am proud to say colin maggard is the best boyfriend in the world.

by colinsgf September 16, 2020