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dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017
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colin cannon

Colin Cannon ate my babies the other day. And I liked it..
by Hannibal lector January 9, 2005
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Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
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Colin

Colin is one of the most caring people you will ever come across. Caring, sweet, supportive, there is nothing he won't do to secure your happiness and safety. If you are feeling down you can give him a call, and he is always right by his friends sides. He is up for anything, whether it be partying or chilling, you can count he'll be up to it. His smile will brighten the room and his laugh will lighten up the mood. Never let a Colin get away from you and being your friend.
Colin is such a sweet boy
by Writergirl246012005 June 19, 2017
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Colin

Colin is the sweetest guy. he can fix anything for you. Especially a Broken heart. He cares about his friends and is really good with his hands. He loves trucks and you will most likely find him working with heavy machinery. he is strong, but he has a heart of gold. It is so easy to fall for Colin because as soon as you meet him, you will feel like he has been with you for your whole life. If you get a Colin in your life you need to keep him. Not like he would want to leave. He cares about all of his friends and he will always be there for you if you need a shoulder to cry on. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes but he can have blue eyes as well. Colin gives really good hugs too. When you hug him (If you are lucky enough) you will never want to let go. He makes you feel safe. but he can be a trouble maker. He loves to have fun with his friends but has his priorities i check. he knows whats important. But sometimes he forgets what the most important thing is. for some it may be school for example. He may have to repeat a grade because he forgot what was important.

Colin is also good with making a girl fall for him even though he doesn't know it. He calls you (if you are younger than him) Pipsqueak or lil cutie. He doesn't know that this happens. Also If you are standing next to him and he doesn't get a hug from you if you usually hug him he will say something like "Get over here you lil pipsqueak and gimme a hug" Ad he will hug you like you hadn't seen him in months.
Girl 1: OMG I think I like Colin!
Girl 2: NO WAY! The Cute one with the blue eyes? The One In My A-E class?
Girl 1: YEAH! He's super sweet and he calls me cute nicknames
Girl 2: Isn't he like... friends with your brother though?
Girl 1: Yeah but He doesn't know I talk to Colin.
by slasher34 November 28, 2018
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Colin

A wild beast that roams the Sahara Desert. It eats scorpions, snakes and beetles. If it's lucky, it eats camels. They scientific name for the Colin is the "Colinius Retardus"
Person 1: You I just saw a Colin and it starting biting my leg.
Person 2: I know it's so retarded and stupid.
by thermal_blade November 29, 2018
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mary celine

Dat bitch who knows everything and is the smartest girl in class. The name also comes up in President Woodrow Wilson's anarguration speach, where he is referring to a Russian hooker named Mary Celine who he wanted to make vice president, he is quoted as saying, "My favorite bitch Mary Celine, who just so happens to be a Russian Prostitute, will be my vice president." Obviously, the name Mary Celine has a deep and meaningfully history. Any person would be lucky to have this name.
by Sibsm May 6, 2020
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