head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!

I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.

by pentozali July 1, 2008

Cold Stone

An ice cream place that is taking over small towns everywhere. It's the equivalent of starbucks. The lines are so long it takes about half an hour to get something. It's ridiculously expensive and the employees sing obnoxious songs when you tip them. It's sooo yuppie.

I'm so bored... lets go to Cold Stone.

Dressed Like THIS! I have to go whore up first, everyone I know will be there!

by Ice Cream Affecianado October 4, 2006

cold x

Put it in the back seat.

COLD X - put it in the back seat - COLD X

by Fuxn Yea October 2, 2003

cold sore

A type of facial sore that's found either on the lips or on the skin near the mouth. Caused by the herpes simplex virus type 1, not the HSV2, which is typically known as genital herpes.

"hey, i have a fever blister!"
"you have a what?"
"a cold sore, it's the same thing. i need some Abreva."
"oh, you card!"

by kevinfromfloridainamericaland September 15, 2005

cold

Better than cool
To be cooler than cool
The coolest level of cool

Jenny: I'm so cold, I'm rocking this jacket.
John: Nah, it's a nice jacket, but it ain't cold.

by Boberina S. February 14, 2005

cold lampin'

chilling, relaxing

i aint doin nothin but cold lampin'

by Anonymous September 28, 2002

Alabama Cold Shower

Not a sexual act so much as a practicle joke that makes people hate you and wish you had been aborted before birth.

Step one: Take one bucket of Diahrea

Step two: add ice

step three: put bucket in fridge for several hours

Step four: Wait for recipient to take a shower and dump bucket over the shower stall while yelling "Here's an Alabama Cold Shower for the Mornin wood"

The last step varies however. The Alabama Cold Shower knows not time or place. It can happen at any time of day or night, and the recipient may be sitting on the couch, sleeping his his/her own bed, walking under a bridge, it really doesnt matter and the possibilities are endless

(Writers Note: Keep in mind that unless your recipient likes having cold diahrea poured over them they will like either beat the shit out of you the first chance they get or enact an even worse punishment for the action. Friendships have been lost over this kind of shit and it is best to pick your target carefully)

Two months of rent was a lot of money to welch on. MArk thought it might be time John had a taste of the ole Alabama Cold Shower to change his mind

The Alabama Cold Shower is among the worth things you can find int he shower. Did you know that 11 out of 10 people would rather be water boarded than receive one? And the 11nth person was a unborn baby who kicked so furiously in his mother womb that we took it as another "HELL NO"

by Erutious August 16, 2010