clartette

Split arse of the "clarts"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

yeetamus cleetamus

A phrase to use when you are ecstatic and/or happy.

Friend: Did you hear about the news? My neighbor Dan died! He was such an asshole!
You: Yeetamus cleetamus!

by The Gaymaster furrydweller January 10, 2019

ras clart

Jack Bauer from 24 - tv show on Fox tuesdays 8pm/9c and on Sky 1 on Thursdays 9pm

Jack bauer is a propper ras clart - he is the man/daddy/wonderful/amazing

by Paul Shulver July 16, 2004

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

Certigy

A top notch company that provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor. The company strives to be recognized as the human resources company with the personal touch. They maintain a flexible relationship with customers and make their success the main priority. They accomplish this by listening and anticipating their customers’ changing needs then delivering superior value and service.

Certigy provides customized solutions in human resources management, from payroll processing, benefit administration and insurance to employee leasing and temporary labor.

by Janice Milber March 25, 2010

Cleatto

When a mail or female is masterbating and taking a shit.

Oh man, I had the biggest cleatto ever last night. 8=D

by Harry .P. Ness November 6, 2010