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Christopher

I'm a christopher
by 1847482938 May 28, 2018
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Christopher

A guy with a big gap in his mouth. He dates girls with the same gap. He likes his girls big and chunky, and who look like Dora the Explorer. His girls tend to be loud and obnoxious and aren’t usually funny
That Christopher has a big gap!
by Feever February 19, 2019
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Christopher Columbus

A man who raped several 9 and 10 year old kids, murder of 8 million arawaks while enslaving them, cannibalism, feeding babies to dogs, stealing hundreds of thousands of square acres of land, (Illegally) using biological weapons and diseases to kill 97 million people, and sending over 9000 to Europe as Slaves.
Sure, let’s all celebrate the day of Christopher Columbus, the man who committed too many sins to count.
by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff December 1, 2020
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Christopher

Watch out for these ladies. They will get you knocked up and leave you before your daughter turns 6.
A: Man who was that? He seems terrible!
B:just a Christopher. I guess I should be more careful!
by Jules3245 December 7, 2018
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Christopher-Reevesed

Being killed, in a video game, after being stunned by a stun grenade, especially in Call of Duty 4.
Matt: "Oh no! A stun grenade! I can't stand being Christopher-Reevesed... Not being able to move quickly is the worst."
by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008
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Christopher Columbus Syndrome

A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.
Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!

Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.

Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.
by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021
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