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angry carrot

When you open her vagina lips and fill it with orange dye. You dip your cock into her vagina and when you pull out your cock it will be orange like a carrot and the tip of your penis will be green from getting gonerrhea so it looks like the leaves on the carrot. To top it off you beat her with your carrot.
"Dude me and this chick did the angry carrot last night and she's in the hospital now."
by #Goteem April 18, 2015
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Carrots and Onions

To sit in a hot tub with one or more person and just stew.
Hey babe, wanna go carrots and onions with me after dinner?
by heyousup March 10, 2007
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carrot peeler

1. a device used for peeling carrots, also used as an anaal stimulating apparatus. When moved in an out in the anaal area it creates a feeling much like being fucked in the ass with a log of sandpaper.

2. When a man drags his teeth while giving another man a blow job and peeling off the skin and creating a vicious rash.
.Guy giving another guy head and ripping all the skin off of his pecker

.sticking a device used for peeling carrots in another's rectum causing it to bleed
by Roberto Lopez August 8, 2004
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chase the carrot

running after an orange root vegetable. or you could use a speed boat.
CARROT: you'll never catch me!!!
RANDOM PERSON CHASING CARROT: (runs up behind it) yes i will...ha!
by elbow October 27, 2003
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carrot cock

Slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.

Red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
Check out the guy with the red nodge!! Bet he has a carrot cock!
by king_kenny October 16, 2005
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Flying Carrot

Nickname given to the Westland Lysander, a single engine utility aircraft used for the delivery of supplies to allied bases and the inserstion of spies into Axis territory dring World War Two.
by JonathanChance September 29, 2003
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Screaming Carrots

a discussion no one should hear about, a topic that is a secret
Megan: its not safe her to talk about the screaming carrots.
Kirsten: i agree, the screaming carrots isn't safe here
by xoTEXALIANox November 24, 2009
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