Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016

Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Fancy Calculator

A calculator that you can spell things on, you can play flappy bird, and you can type out witch craft. All for over $200.

"Man, I like your Fancy Calculator"!
"Thanks bro"!

by gegcgecvxhdwvxivwhjdvx September 15, 2020

Mongolian Calculator

For the people that are cheating but say they are playing legitimately.

A: You're obviously wall hacking yknow.
B: Nah man, just the mongolian calculator messing with our game.

by isthisaproperpseudonym December 15, 2020

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A slang term used by Subway Surfer Tiktok to describe your c00chi3 la p00chi3

Me and my friend were in school and we were on our periods, our teachers were being mean to use so we got up onto the top of our tables and shot our period blood at him from our "cazalaca calaca poochalum's"

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021

Cazalaca calaca poochalum

A variation of the slang term used on Subway Surfer Tiktok Story Videos to refer to a C00ch13

I was on my period and I had to go to school, my teacher was mean to me and locked me in the classroom when I asked to leave to change my pad so i got my water bottle and under the table i let as much blood drip out of my Cazalaca calaca poochalum as possible and threw my fish blood in his face

by CazalacaCalacaPoochieCoochie February 18, 2021