Caleb

Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.

"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".

'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".

"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".

by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021

calebdavidegg

A name for a person named Caleb who have tiny cocks, and have no standards for the opposite sex whatsoever.

Person 1: did u see Caleb got with that ugly chick?

Person 2: yeah he’s a real Calebdavidegg

by Macklemores #1000000th fan January 11, 2022

caleb waleb

Hes so hot and segzy he can smash me whenever so segsy n hot cumming so much omg woah! Hes a super nice person unless he hates you!!

Me: "omg have you seen caleb waleb" friend: "no what is that?" Me: "HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW CALEB WALEB???"

by Ballzackai January 29, 2022

Calan

The biggest gay boy in the world. He likes to spread his big booty cheeks for some BBC. Calan things he has an OG Mudbone size cock but actually just has a fat ass chode. Calan's are usually the little bitch of the group who everyone shits on.

Damn clench your cheeks Calan is coming.

by anonymous May 15, 2022

Cadens Penis

Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.

Caden: suck my dick, it’s cadens penis
Person: no I’ll gag!!!!

by CranberryJuice6979 June 3, 2022

Caleb Kay

Noun ; Most utterly smexy man in the world. Dont get too excited, he is a minor.
Verb; The act of beating ones meat 5 times without stopping, then joining the KKK before wanking 3 more times.

"hey, have you seen that Caleb Kay?"

by extremewhitemale May 8, 2023

Dirty Cadence

when you turn someone innocent into a druggie man whore

Cory got a dirty cadence pulled on him

by Suckmydrumstixk July 1, 2020