California Syndrome

When a person becomes obsessed about their appearance and whats happening in Hollywood...

People suffering from California Syndrome are usually: white, rich, and good looking.

My Super Sweet Sixteen, Laguna Beach, and The OC are the three leading causes of California Syndrome

California Syndrome by Trivial Perfection May 2, 2007

california hello 

putting your peace sign up..
then your index down

dude.. that beezy deserved the california hello...
be mad doggin you

drinkin the haterade

california hello by e.cullenDEBAUCHERY October 16, 2008

California cornflakes

Another word for cocaine.

My partner in crime got me a bag full of California cornflakes for breakfast.

California cornflakes by Trevor Harris August 1, 2008

california driver 

a driver who pulls u-turns just any old where who also thinks you can run stop signs cause they're not important dude

also crazy enough to shoot at other drivers during rush hour

"get off the road you clifornia driver"

california driver by stoned mellow December 8, 2003

California Stocking Stuffer 

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

California Stocking Stuffer by Jschape June 11, 2010

california coffee 

When you sit sown for your morning cup of coffee, and instead of sugar, you drop a couple of spoon fulls of pure Columbian cocaine into that shit.

Dude, I had an exam this morning, so I woke up the mighty kids way with a cup of california coffee.

california coffee by TJ Short October 1, 2007

california potato chip 

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

california potato chip by Satan October 20, 2003