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Coldstone Creamery

One of thee most easiest jobs ever created, yet somehow people get fired like crazy. We sing, we make ice cream, and we sit around and do nothing.
Come here, and say something stupid, we'll make fun of you for a week.
We hate having customers, yet they like coming here.
They ask us stupid questions. We give them stupid answers.
We don't care your ice cream is melting, so please don't tell us.
We could really careless if you like what you're eating, we just want to go home.
We don't sell half of the things you ask us for, and most of us are sick of hearing you idiots ask us about it.
Our boss is a jew bastard, who's not even jewish.
But is one of the most jewish people we've ever met.
Our manager is a child molster and pedo.
Tell him your cold, he'll turn the air lower.
Our assistant manager is also a pedo and around the clock pot head.
Everyone else who works here might as well have an IQ of 5.
Except for a select few.
Overall we hate our job, but we do it anyway cause we need the money.
And if you come in, we'll give you a fake smile here and there, but don't expect it all the time.
Welcome to Coldstone, you douche bag.
Customer: "WHY IS MY ICE CREAM MELTING?!"
Us: "Because it's ice cream."

Customer: "Do you sell coffee?"
Us: "What do you think?"

Customer: "Why are you called Coldstone Creamery?"
Us: "I don't know, I've been trying to figure out that since I've got a job here."
by chillaxerbate October 15, 2006
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clement

A Clement will always flex his crocs on filthy peasants and always cleans them off. Messing with a Clement's crocs might result in serious injury
My dad is such a Clement, don't go into his shoe closet.
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creamed him self

when a male, mainly teenagers gets excited and ejaculate son him self. More ofhtne in his pants.
Chris Stein creamed him self in History class today.
by claire** October 20, 2003
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Creame

A person who loves OSU and is a trap.
Hey watch out isn't that a creame?
by Tee Sheps August 12, 2018
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cadbury creamer

When you insert a cadbury cream egg into a females vagina, punch it as hard as you can, and eat her out, consuming the melted chocolate and gooey sugary filling within
Erica was severly bruised after I gave her a cadbury creamer, but she loved when I licked the remains out of her.
by Ryno March 25, 2005
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Cemetery Drive

A fucking brilliant song by the band My Chemical Romance from the album Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge. Truly every song by them is a miracle.
back home, off the run
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?
by Lindsay Nelson May 9, 2005
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Cemetery Rapist

A Crunk, Grime, and Grindcore band from Rockford, Illinois, United States.

the band consists of one man and a drum machine

this may also refer to someone who generally goes to cemeteries to rape the living or the dead
"Cemetery rapist have some very harsh lyrics, man."

" shut up dude, they sound like crickets"

"i think i'll go to the cemetery tonight to molested the dead."
by Harry Sanborn June 10, 2011
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