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Comic Gold

quote unquote "That was rude... Very rude" pretty much the funniest thing ever spoken
Ugly person: That was rude... Very rude.

Everyone else: lololololol COMIC GOLD
by broseph of nazarath April 2, 2013
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Coitus umbilicus

The act of engaging in intercourse, to climax or not, with the umbilicus/navel/belly button. It frequently occurs in inexperienced males that are seeking any dark crevice for sexual pleasure while lacking in knowledge of the female anatomy. It can also be intentional, especially when the sexual act involves a partner, male or female, with a significant amount soft tissue is present in the neighboring structures. It is not to be confused with coitus panniculus, engaging in coitus with the folds of abdominal fat.
I was unaware of the female anatomy my first sexual interaction. While searching for home, I engaged in coitus umbilicus as she writhed from pain as her happy trail was mechanically stripped of hair from the friction.
by William Black August 26, 2013
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comic strip-mining

Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.
"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"
by blatherskyte November 7, 2013
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Cometanism

the philosophy of Cometan, founder of the Astronist religion. It emphasises astronomical authority, astrospirituality as a natural religion and that one should always think on a cosmic/astronomical scale.
I just finished reading about the philosophy of Cometanism.
by TIOTPOM April 17, 2020
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Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet)

1. May refer to any item that induces vomitting. This can be something disgusting, such as puke. This could also cause vomitting chemically, similar to the use of epicap. In the case of Vomit Comet, this would be similar, however the substance of digestional disturbance would be a solid rather than a liquid

2. Also sometimes refers to the vomit expelled from a person who has not eaten much food lately. This gives the vomit little thickness, thus resulting in a watery juice-like fluid. (Puke Juice)

3.The stream of vomit emmited when someone is in the process of puking. (Vomit Comet)

4. May also occasionally refer to puke that is forceful enough to actually force the head of the puker backward (in extreme circumstances). (Vomit Comet)
Person 1: Hey, have you ever taken the 1 gallon of milk challenge?

(Approximately fifteen minutes later)

Person 2: Great, now there's puke juice all over my kitchen floor.. Why did you say this would be a good idea??

Puke Juice (sometimes Vomit Comet). Sorry, UD said I had to include the word.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend March 3, 2011
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Halley's comet

After cuming and cleaning up with tissues, throw the tissues at your root to create the flying halley's comet.
"hey bitch, catch this" as i throw halley's comet at her back.
by Mr meanings May 16, 2011
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rage comic

Comics very popular on Tumblr, featuring faces and words that react to everyday occurrences.
by ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu November 14, 2011
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