Barbara Cartland

British expression of contempt. Originally a British female author who wrote incredibly predictable chick lit and was famous for a number of reason, such as having the longest entry in the publication "who's Who"; a belief that despite advanced age and decrepitude she was incredibly attractive to the male sex; the belief that under no circumstances could she possibly be wrong. Now expanded in use to describe any pretentious, arrogant, unattractive female with delusions about her looks, talent, knowledge and so on. If you see one coming towards you run as fast as possible in the other direction or arrange for her to be abducted by aliens and taken to a far galaxy.

Jane's had a poem published in a free magazine, now she's acting like she's won the Nobel prize for literature.
That stupid munter? What a Barbara Cartland!

by Croatalin April 24, 2014

dan cartwright

a fat ginger virgin with no friends

Yo dan cartwright, you're a fat ginger virgin with no friends

by fat ass dan June 3, 2019

Cartmans kittie

Eric Cartmans cat from South Park.
Seems to allways be in heat.

"No Kittie this is my pot pie... NO KITTIE THIS MY POT PIE! Bad kittie!
Mom Kittie's being a dildo.
(Ms. Cartman) I know a certain kittie kittie who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
(Cartman)What?

by nevets May 13, 2004

cartoon-cool

One who is laid back, personable, has good moral sense, but also a playful demeanor. Is easily liked by others but, hated by evil people.

Arthur has a cartoon-cool personality!

by iammetoo December 16, 2010

cartoon hero

A name describing the unintended laughingstock who is the 45th President of the United States.

This cartoon hero has blown smoke up the assess of hard working Americans for far too long.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

cartouch

Noun: A project that sounds really good but can't do some of the functionality you claim it does

Verb: The act of making a project look and sound really good but it doesn't actually work

Your project was a cartouch.

I cartouched my hackathon project, it was supposed to be able to unlock a car from a thumbprint but it actually can't do jack shit.

by New Gamer March 10, 2019

Cartad

Cartad is short for "CartadTheTooadAndTadpoleWithAPoleWithATadOfCartadAndTooad". A Cartad is a mischievous annoying fussy nerd. Cartad's are usually "gifted" which makes them very very special. A Cartad's natural habitat is right beside his sibling/parents where he can annoy the hell out of them. If you ever encounter a Cartad you should stop, drop and roll on the ground. This will make it so that the Cartad will not see you since he has bad eyesight.

Person 1: "Hey, my brother's being so annoying to be today. He's been bothering me all day"
Person 2: 'Wow, such a Cartad"

by Pokemon_bro April 9, 2021